Sion Simon !!!!!

Much uproar about the video made by MP Sion Simon and put on Youtube, doing a bad impression of David Cameron. However, I was more shocked by the footage of him on Sky News, I couldn't beleive he was a member of the UK Parliament. He looked more like a 90s raver with his centre partin curtains and wide stare........


£60 grand a year for making relatively poor youtube films, not bad, not bad at all.

Sun calls Tories the Rainbow Alliance

If you scroll down you'll see I featured a very bizarre Rainbow video from youtube, and above news on the Tory conference.

Did a hack from the Sun see this and come up with the idea of calling the Tories the Rainbow Alliance with a mocked up photie of cameron etc as Bungle, George and Zippy.

Well ol Rupert, if you want a column from an irrelevant irritating and irrigated (sorry Simon Heffer for using your byline) and fumigated ghost cat I'm the fella, (or should that be feline)


The Sun aint shining for Blue Labour
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006420003-2006460200,00.html

Straw poll

Did the MP for Blackburn really mean what he said or did it to try and quell growing support for the BNP in his region?

Just one big floating housing estate!

Is this the future of HMS Brittania, it seems so much of the countries infrastructure is being turned into penthouses and new housing estates.

The news that an injured Para had to put up with a muslim ranting at him for apparently "killing his muslim brothers in Afghanistan" on a civilian hospital ward is just beyond the pale.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5403996.stm

Only a few years ago returning wounded would have been treated at Military Hospitals with quiet and supportive surroundings to help them recover, all of which have been closed.

But its not just military hospitals, maternity hospitals, farms, churches, police stations, public houses, business premises, school playing fields etc have all been wiped out/gutted and made into flats to rent, homes to buy for the mad mad property boom the country has experienced.

Sit down with a pen and paper and think of a 10 mile radius from where you live then make a note of all facilities that have been built on or turned into living accomodation in the last decade, the exercise might shock you. A huge wipe out of amenities througout the country.

Is the future of our Island just houses, motorways and huge shopping stores? How miserable it will be!

No action to be taken against muslim pope protesters

Good, i'm all in favour of free speech no matter how offensive, more people really should try and remember the phrase "Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never harm me!"

The only thing I object to is if instead of Muslims loudly protesting and threatening the pope outside the main Catholic Cathedral, there was Catholics protesting about an imman outside Regent Park Mosque the police would have them arrested and charged before you can say 1 hail Mary.

This double standards is a disgrace and why should there bemore leniency for 1 group than another, pathetic!

Beckhams off to the USA

In todays paper it says the Beckhams are planning to attempt to become idols in the USA, Beckham is reported as being linked to a NY football team and Posh plans her own fashion TV show.

However, I have a much better plan for maximum exposure for ol posh panties.

How about becoming a toothpick for Oprah Winfrey!!!!!!

Stand clear this is a policy free ZONE!!!!!!!!

The blues are having a meeting this week in Bournemouth, much martini and gin will be consumed but policies will be as rare as a raving lefty in a kaftan, (On second thoughts thats a bad example, they probably quite dig the blues these days) Ok, then as rare as a Powellite.

I mean why should they bother with policies going from the guide book to power by P Mandelson all that is required for victory is for the leader to be youngish, wear a bit of fake tan, look all concerned at starving africans, put a windmill on your roof and your sorted, abra cadabra your in charge of an island with 60 million over taxed poor blighters.

I mean all that money and lipstick and you'd think they might be able to say something along the lines of

We do not support the iraq war

or

We believe in Birching
or
We believe being transexual should not be a barrier to becoming a fighter pilot
or
We will increase the tax on pots of non organic honey by 2p

JUST SOMETHING WHATEVER IT DOESNT BLOOMIN MATTER JUST A STATEMENT OF POLICY AND INTENDED ACTION ON COMING TO POWER

but no just a blizzard of key theme spun words think -

Change, diverse, social justice, equality and other PC buzzwords.

Its just pathetic, imagine an AGM the potential CEO stands up and say to the shareholders, I think we should be aiming for a profit.....no plan, no policy just a vague statement with a smile and deodrant.

Get outta here!

Kenneth Wiliams - He wernt half a larrff wurnt he!

All is quiet on Downing Street as the Blairs and Browns are up in Manchester for the conference, so much spin one local journalist thought the National Association of Tumble Drier Manuacturers were having their annual Jaunt.

The nights are drawing in and soon full blown Autumn will have descended upon the fair hills and valleys of our isle. (Heres one for you, find a new labour speech where they use the term Island when refering to Britain, i dont think they ever have - fascinating).

Anyway I was using my ghostly powers to switch the channels on the TV in the cabinet room and who should appear - Kenneth Williams on an old Audience with. He was a classic English Eccentric and was very amusing! He had a great comic ability and was brilliant at storytelling, watching it makes you realise how a certain type of Briton is dying out.......

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

said Clinton a few years ago, so on his trip who might he pull at "Conference".

Odds

New Labour PR Intern 10/12 Hot favourite
Caroline Flint 5/4
Cherie Blair 7/1
Hazel Blears 30/1
Margaret Beckett 50/1
Gwyneth Dunwoody 250/1 rank outsider

Talk to the hall cause the country aint listening!

Just look at the top comments relating to the Labour conference on the BBC site! The Labour party must be living in a parrallel universe!


Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 10:35 GMT 11:35 UK

"The Conservatives broke it, NOT OUR FAULT, just give us a few more years and we will make it shiny and great"

"You may think immigration is out of control, but Prescott has made me a pie chart using different colour crayons, and look, it shows that we imagined only twelve people moved here last year. And statistics are truth. Besides, the Conservatives broke it, NOT..."

"The NHS is in its best shape ever! We're just closing hospitals departments down for fun! Ignore the doctors and nurses, they're CRAZY! Pc legislation forces us to employ crazys. Besides, the Conservatives br..."

Louise McGettrick, Canterbury

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 11:14 GMT 12:14 UK

New Labour - Old Lies - 'nuff said!!

william fletcher

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 10:20 GMT 11:20 UK

Let's not beat about the bush .... Labour Ministers do ONE thing well and that is LIE.

Andrew Robertson, Dundee

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 15:01 GMT 16:01 UK

I doubt he'll say "sorry". That would be nice.

"Sorry" for the illegal war. "Sorry" for making the world a more unsafe place to be. "Sorry" for breaking the NHS even further. "Sorry" for falling standards in Education. "Sorry" for making the average Englishman feel like a second class citizen in his own country. "Sorry" for completely wrecking immigration policy. "Sorry" for being Bush's poodle. "Sorry" for dismantling our Police. "Sorry" for making it attractive to be a criminal. "Sorry" for taxing middle England out of existence. "Sorry" for giving handouts to spongers.

Just sorry.

Dave Price, Leeds, United Kingdom

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 11:09 GMT 12:09 UK

If Tony Blair is so good for the country why do we have pensioners, children and others living in poverty according to the governments own standards?

Why if he is so good at fighting the terrorist threat are we paying £5m to protect him and his cronies? - His attitude is let them bomb the man in the street as long as he is protected.

Our soldiers fighting without the proper support - money to protect themselves but not for the over stretched military.

One could go on - when will the British public get wise and get rid of lying Blair and his cronies

bernie kaighin, peel

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 10:27 GMT 11:27 UK

The Labour Party Conference: a place where liars can hone their skills. A place where people with no dignity, no shame, no remorse, can applaud a war criminal. A place where people rabidly and slavishly back Tony Blair just to stay on their gravy train.

How many Brown noses will we see by the end of the week? Pun intended!

Wu Shu

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 09:37 GMT 10:37 UK

Oh my goodness, could any of us care less? A bunch of lying politicians getting tgether to see how best they can lie to the nation. They're all the same, deport the lot of them!

Mark Rotherham, Colchester, United Kingdom

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 10:25 GMT 11:25 UK

The fact that Gordon wants to offload the management of the NHS says it all.... LABOUR CANNOT COPE!

So There, South of England, United Kingdom

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Added: Sunday, 24 September, 2006, 10:51 GMT 11:51 UK

It'll be the usual tightly-managed event which prevents people saying what they really think. As an ex-labour activist I gave up going to conference (and stopped being a member) years ago. It's all about spin and managing the media. There's no integrity left in the party now - but even as the hospital wards and A&E departments are closing they'll have you believe that it's the right thing to do and that patients won't suffer - and that's a blatant lie.

Liz Saunders, Worthing, United Kingdom

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